Lorraine Henderson, the director of the Port of Boston, was charged with hiring illegal immigrants to clean her home. "She’s supposed to be deporting aliens, not hiring them," said Assistant US Attorney Brian T. Kelly, chief of the public corruption unit.

The housecleaner wore a wire during conversations with Henderson. The article reports that Henderson counseled the housekeeper about how to avoid being caught:

"You have to be careful ’cause they will deport you. Be careful," Henderson told the housekeeper in a conversation Sept. 9, 2008, that was recorded on the wire. "Wow, wow, if you leave they won’t let you back … you can’t leave, don’t leave … ’cause once you leave you will never be back."

Not sure which category to post this entry under – but thought it was worth a laugh.